Is Zack a Dad? NO

Long-range forecast

Is Zack a grandad?

Not yet.

Zack is not a grandad. Zack is not even a dad yet.

Our best estimate

Give or take 15 years, depending on decisions that are firmly not Zack's to make.

In about 10,961 days (30 years, give or take 15).

+30yOne generation, roughly
卤15yError bars (generous)
3%Confidence, rounded up
0People consulted

Methodology

  1. Take the due date: Tuesday, 10 November 2026.
  2. Add one generation: 30 years, a figure chosen by a demographer we did not consult.
  3. Ignore every variable that matters, especially the baby's own opinions, which will be considerable.
  4. Quote the result to the second. Precision isn't accuracy, but it looks lovely.

Prefer a terminal? curl iszacka.dad/is-zack-a-grandad. Meanwhile, the question that matters is still the original one.