Is Zack a Dad? NO

Anxiety analytics

How often do people check?

Every time somebody asks whether Zack is a dad, a counter goes up. These are the counters. The answer, for the avoidance of doubt, is still no.

89 checks, all time
89 checks today (London)
∞ checks per change of answer
0 watching right now

Checks per day

The last 30 days in London: 89 checks. Busiest was Sat 7 Nov with 89 checks. That’s today. Steady on.

Checks per day for the last 30 days Bar chart. 89 checks in total; the busiest day was Sat 7 Nov with 89. The marked bar is today. Fri 9 Oct: 0 checksSat 10 Oct: 0 checksSun 11 Oct: 0 checksMon 12 Oct: 0 checksTue 13 Oct: 0 checksWed 14 Oct: 0 checksThu 15 Oct: 0 checksFri 16 Oct: 0 checksSat 17 Oct: 0 checksSun 18 Oct: 0 checksMon 19 Oct: 0 checksTue 20 Oct: 0 checksWed 21 Oct: 0 checksThu 22 Oct: 0 checksFri 23 Oct: 0 checksSat 24 Oct: 0 checksSun 25 Oct: 0 checksMon 26 Oct: 0 checksTue 27 Oct: 0 checksWed 28 Oct: 0 checksThu 29 Oct: 0 checksFri 30 Oct: 0 checksSat 31 Oct: 0 checksSun 1 Nov: 0 checksMon 2 Nov: 0 checksTue 3 Nov: 0 checksWed 4 Nov: 0 checksThu 5 Nov: 0 checksFri 6 Nov: 0 checksSat 7 Nov: 89 checks

The darkest bar is the busiest day. The little mark underneath is today.

Show the numbers
DayChecks
Saturday, 7 November 202689
Friday, 6 November 20260
Thursday, 5 November 20260
Wednesday, 4 November 20260
Tuesday, 3 November 20260
Monday, 2 November 20260
Sunday, 1 November 20260
Saturday, 31 October 20260
Friday, 30 October 20260
Thursday, 29 October 20260
Wednesday, 28 October 20260
Tuesday, 27 October 20260
Monday, 26 October 20260
Sunday, 25 October 20260
Saturday, 24 October 20260
Friday, 23 October 20260
Thursday, 22 October 20260
Wednesday, 21 October 20260
Tuesday, 20 October 20260
Monday, 19 October 20260
Sunday, 18 October 20260
Saturday, 17 October 20260
Friday, 16 October 20260
Thursday, 15 October 20260
Wednesday, 14 October 20260
Tuesday, 13 October 20260
Monday, 12 October 20260
Sunday, 11 October 20260
Saturday, 10 October 20260
Friday, 9 October 20260

When the worry strikes

All-time checks by hour of day, London time. Peak worry is 09:00–10:00. Precisely when everyone should be working. 23 hours of the day have never seen a single check, which is the only sign of restraint in this entire dataset.

Checks by hour of day (London time) Bar chart of 24 hours. The busiest hour is 09:00 with 89 checks. The marked bar is the current hour, 09:00. 00:00–01:00: 0 checks01:00–02:00: 0 checks02:00–03:00: 0 checks03:00–04:00: 0 checks04:00–05:00: 0 checks05:00–06:00: 0 checks06:00–07:00: 0 checks07:00–08:00: 0 checks08:00–09:00: 0 checks09:00–10:00: 89 checks10:00–11:00: 0 checks11:00–12:00: 0 checks12:00–13:00: 0 checks13:00–14:00: 0 checks14:00–15:00: 0 checks15:00–16:00: 0 checks16:00–17:00: 0 checks17:00–18:00: 0 checks18:00–19:00: 0 checks19:00–20:00: 0 checks20:00–21:00: 0 checks21:00–22:00: 0 checks22:00–23:00: 0 checks23:00–00:00: 0 checks

The darkest bar is the busiest hour. The little mark is the current hour in London (09:00).

Show the numbers
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09:00–10:0089
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Where the worry comes from

8 countries and territories so far. Zack is not a dad in any of them. Most invested: 🇺🇸 United States.

CountryChecksShare
United States6977.5%
United Kingdom1314.6%
Germany22.2%
Belgium11.1%
Canada11.1%
Netherlands11.1%
Slovenia11.1%
Thailand11.1%

Datacentres doing the heavy lifting

12 Cloudflare datacentres have answered the question so far. Each one gave the same answer, which is reassuring.

DatacentreChecksShare
IAD Ashburn4348.3%
LHR London1314.6%
MSP Minneapolis89%
ORD Chicago89%
LAX Los Angeles55.6%
DFW Dallas33.4%
FRA Frankfurt33.4%
EWR Newark22.2%
AMS Amsterdam11.1%
BKK Bangkok11.1%

Right now

0 people have this site open, waiting to be told the moment anything changes. Between everyone, 0 vibes have been sent in Zack’s general direction.

No vibes yet. They’re free, and Zack could use them.

As of when this page loaded. 0 on WebSockets, 0 on Server-Sent Events.

Meanwhile, at your end

You were served by CMH. Your request went there, asked a database whether Zack is a dad, and came back with the answer faster than you could have asked out loud.

It is in London, the only time zone this site recognises.

Methodology, such as it is

When someone checks the homepage or the status API, four counters go up: the day, the hour, the country and the Cloudflare datacentre. That’s all. There are no cookies, no per-visitor records and no IP addresses. Bots, crawlers, link previews, uptime monitors and prefetches are ignored, on the grounds that they don’t have feelings. Days and hours are London time.

For the terminally curious: curl -N https://iszacka.dad/api/stream streams every change live, and /api/live has the numbers as JSON.