Baby name suggestion box
All suggestions will be ignored.
0 suggestions received. 0 will be used.
Suggest a name
Every suggestion is read by a moderator, considered with a straight face, and then ignored. It is the thought that counts, and the thought is counted.
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Approved suggestions, by votes. One vote per person per name. Votes will also be ignored, but more democratically.
No approved suggestions yet. The ignoring has not yet begun in earnest.
None of these is the baby's name. This site doesn't know the baby's name, and wouldn't say if it did.