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The Most Over-Engineered Registry of iszacka.dad

Certificate of Dadhood

This is to certify that

Zack

is expected, in due course, to be promoted to the rank of

Dad

with effect from a date to be confirmed. Until then this certificate is provisional and confers no rights, privileges or nappies whatsoever.

Certificate no. DAD-PENDING

The StorkChief Delivery Officer
JessWitness (did considerably more of the work)
PROVISIONAL — NOT VALID UNTIL THE BABY ARRIVES