The Dad Readiness Index
Is Zack ready?
An objective, scientific* measure of how prepared Zack is for fatherhood.
No checklist yet. Either Zack is perfectly ready, or nobody has written anything down. History suggests the latter.
Readiness will be measured as soon as there is something to measure.
* Not scientific. The checklist is kept by the management, is entirely universal, and contains nothing personal. The baby has not been consulted.