/* TEAM */
	Dad (pending): Zack
	Current answer: No.

	Co-parent and the one doing the genuinely hard part: Jess

	Product owner: The baby
	Responsibilities: Sets the release date. Ignores every roadmap.

/* THANKS */
	Everyone who keeps refreshing the page (89 checks and counting).
	Midwives everywhere, in advance.
	Whoever invented the HTTP 425 status code, for making this possible.

/* SITE */
	Last update: 2026-11-07
	Language: English (British)
	Doctype: HTML5
	Standards: HTML, CSS, RSS 2.0, Atom 1.0, JSON Feed 1.1, iCalendar (RFC 5545), security.txt (RFC 9116), OpenAPI 3.1, Model Context Protocol, HTTP 425 Too Early (RFC 8470), Web Push, Server-Sent Events, WebSockets
	Components: Hono, qrcode-generator, @cloudflare/puppeteer
	Software: Cloudflare Workers, D1, Durable Objects, Workflows, Browser Rendering, Resend, an inadvisable amount of TypeScript
	Brought to you by: Jess & Zack, iszacka.dad